Some people can’t stand him, some people think he’s brilliant.
What do I think? Well, personally, I think he’s one of the most talented rappers of the last 20 years, that’s what I think. But that’s just my opinion. The point of my video isn’t really about if you love him or hate him, it’s about his business strategy that got him on EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. SONG, about a half a decade or so ago. Back in the late 00’s, he was seriously on so many tracks, and there’s a very good reason for it. Well, three reasons, actually.
Was his secret just his talent? Actually, no – but that’s definitely one of the reasons he was as successful as he was. But he actually did have a strategy that very few know about, and all it really took was a little bit of research to figure it out, so here we go:
Thanks for tuning in (or… reading in?) and remember, there’s always alternatives. If you weren’t a child rap artist, that’s ok, everyone has to start somewhere. That’s not just some positive aphoristic bullshit, I’m dead serious. Everyone starts somewhere. Remember in that last post when I talked about creating your opus? Well, why not start working on it?
Anyway, I hope this post was worth your five or ten minutes that you’ll never, ever, ever get back – because, well, I own them now, and I’ve locked them in a cage – and I plan to build a device to combine everyone else’s five-to-ten-minute-chunks-of-time into one super chunk, and live forever.
Alright, I’m gonna stop writing now. I’ve been working all day and I’m starting to get off topic….. because… well… I really shouldn’t tell anyone about my super-secret chunking-machine… it’s supposed to be a secret, and the worms out of the hat. Or the… the cat’s out of the bag? Who the fuck puts a cat in a bag? That sounds cruel…. AND ON THAT NOTE, this post is over.